1 -

On its Own
At the Beginning
Start the Game
Number one
Just begun
Buttered Scone -

2 -

One Little Duck
Baby's Done It
Me and You
Buckle My Shoe

3 -

Cup of Tea
One Little Flea
Monkey on the Tree
Dixie Lee
You and Me

4 -

Knock at the Door
On the Foor

5 -

Man Alive
Jack's alive

6 -

Just a Click
Tom's Tricks
Tom Mix
Chopsticks

7 -

Lucky Seven
God's in Heaven
David Beckham
Hope in Heaven

8 -

One Fat Lady
The Garden Gate

9 -

Doctor's Orders ("Number 9 pill")

10 -

Big Ben
Cock and hen
Downing Street

11 -

Chicken Legs
Legs Eleven

12 -

One Dozen
Monkey's Cousin

13 -

Unlucky for Some
Lucky for Some

14 -

Valentine's Day

15 -

Young and keen
Rugby team

16 -

Sweet Sixteen
Never been Kissed

17 -

Dancing Queen
Often been Kissed

18 -

Coming of Age
Now you can Vote

19 -

Goodbye Teens

20 -

One Score
Getting Plenty

21 -

Key of the Door
Royal Salute

22 -

Two Little Ducks
All the twos
Dinky doo

23 -

Thee and Me
A Duck and a Flea

24 -

Two Dozen
Did You Score
Do You Want Some More

25 -

Duck and Dive

26 -

Half a Crown
Pick and Mix
Bed and Breakfast

27 -

Gateway to Heaven
Little Duck with a Crotch

28 -

Overweight
In a State
Duck and it's Weight

29 -

You're Doing Fine
In Your Prime

30 -

Dirty Gertie
Speed Limit
Your Face is Dirty

31 -

Get Up and Run

32 -

Buckle My Shoe

33 -

Dirty Knee
Gertie Lee
Dirty Flees
Come in For Ya Tea
All the threes
Feathers

34 -

Ask for More
Dirty Whore

35 -

Jump and Jive

36 -

Three Dozen

37 -

More Than Eleven

38 -

You're Late

39 -

Top Date!

39 -

All the steps

40 -

Naughty Forty
Life Begins At

41 -

Time for Fun
Life's Begun

42 -

Winnie the Pooh
The most famous street in Manhattan

43 -

Down on your Knees

44 -

All the Fours
Droopy Drawers
Open Two Doors

45 -

Halfway There

46 -

Up to Tricks

47 -

Four and Seven

48 -

Four Dozen

49 -

Copper
Nice and Shine

50 -

Bulls eye
BlindHalfway House
Hawaii

51 -

Tweak of the Thumb

52 -

Danny La Rue
Chicken Vindaloo
Weeks in a Year

53 -

Stuck in the Tree
The Joker
Feng Shui

54 -

Clean the Floor

55 -

Snakes Alive
All the Fives

56 -

Was she worth it?

57 -

Heinz Varieties

58 -

Make Them Wait

59 -

Brighton Line

60 -

Five Dozen
Three Score

61 -

Baker's Bun

62 -

Turn to the Screw

63 -

Tickle Me

64 -

- Red Raw
Knock on the door
You're poor
Cats paw

65 -

Old Age Pension
Stop Work -

66 -

Clickety-Click
All the sixes -

67 -

Made in Heaven -

68 -

Saving Grace -

69 -

Thats Rude
Two can chew

70 -

Three Score & 10

71 -

Bang on the Drum

72 -

In for a Poo

73 -

Queen B
Crutch and a Flea

74 -

Candy Store
Grandmama of Bingo

75 -

Strive & Strive
On the Skive

76 -

7 and 6 - Was she worth it?
Trombones

77 -

All the sevens
Seventy plus Seven

78 -

Heaven's Gate

79 -

One More Time
Seventy plus nine

80 -

Four Score
Ghandi's Breakfast

82 -

Stop and Run
Cinnamon Bun

83 -

Straight on Through
Fat Lady and a Duck
Time for Tea
Fat Lady and a Flea

84 -

Seven Dozen

85 -

Staying Alive

86 -

Between the Sticks
Dogs dicks

87 -

Fat Lady with a Crutch
Fat Lady with a Cane

88 -

Two Fat Ladies
All the eights

89 -

All But One

90 -

Top of the Shop
Top of the House
As Far As We Go
End of the Line

BS - Big Smile

EG - Evil Grin

G - Grin

S - Smile

VBS - Very Big Smile

WG - Wicked Grin

1tg - One number left to get bingo

2tg - Two numbers left to get bingo

A/S - Age/Sex

A/S/L - Age/Sex/Location

AFAIK - As Far As I Know

AFK - Away From Keyboard

AFK2P - Away From Keyboard To Pee

AKA - Also Known As

AOYP - Angel On Your Pillows

ASAP - As Soon As Possible

B - Back

BAK - Back At Keyboard (after being away)

BBIAM - Be Back In A Minute

BBL - Be Back Later

BBS - Be Back Soon

BDT - Bout Darn Time

BF - Boyfriend

BLNT - Better Luck Next Time

BO - Blackout

BRB - Be Right Back

BTU - Back To You

BTW - By The Way

CUL - See You Later (C U Later)

CYA - See You

CYAL8R - See You Later

EG - Evil Grin

EMSG - Email Message

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

FWIW - For What It's Worth

FYI - For Your Information

GAG - Green And Gone

GF - Girlfriend

GG - Good Game

GG - Good Going

GGP - Gotto Go Pee

GL - Good Luck!

GL2U - Good Luck To You

GL2U2 - Good Luck To You Too

GLA - Good Luck All

GLAC - Good Luck All Close

GLE1 - Good Luck Everyone

GM - Game Master

GM - Good Morning

GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike

GN - Good Night

GR8 - Great

GRN - Green

GTSY - Glad To See You

H&A - Hug And Kiss

HAGD - Have A Good Day

HAGN - Have A Good Night

HB - Hurry Back

HHIS - Hanging Head In Shame

IC - I See

IYKWIM - If You Know What I mean

IGP - I Gotta Pee

IRL - In Real Life

IMHO - In My Humble Opinion

IMO - In My Opinion

JK - Just Kidding

JMO - Just My Opinion

JTLYK - Just To Let You Know

KIT - Keep In Touch

KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek

KOTL - Kiss On The Lips

L8R - Later

L8R G8R - Later Gator

LMAO - Laughing My Arse Off

LMBO - Laughing My Butt Off

LOFTING - Talking In Private Chat (The Loft)

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

LTNS - Long Time No See

LUWAMH - Love You With All My Heart

LY - Love You

MNC - Mother Nature Calls

NETUA - Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything

NP - No Problem

OIC - Oh, I See

OMG - Oh My God (Goodness)

OTOH - On The Other Hand

OTP - On The Phone

OTFL - On The Floor Laughing

PITA - Pain In The Arse

PM - Private Message

PMP - Peeing My Pants

POOF - I Have Left The Chat

PPL - People

QT - Cutie

R - Are

RAG - Red and Gone

RE - Hi Again!

ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROFLPIMP - Rolling On The Floor, Peeing In My Pants

ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off

RTF - Read The Faq

RTFM - Read The F*cking Manual

RTSM - Read The Stupid Manual

SAC - Sorry All Close

SAC - Sorry Arse Cards

SD - Sweet Dreams

SO - Significant Other

SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure

SPAM - Stupid Persons' Advertisment

SRY - Sorry

SS - So Sorry

STU - Same To You

SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss

SWL - Screaming With Laughter

SYS - See You Soon

TC - Take Care

TOY - Thinking Of You

TPTB - The Powers That Be

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now

TTYL - Talk To You later

TX - Thanks

TY - Thank You

TYU2 - Thank You, You Too

TYVM - Thank You Very Much

U - You

VEG - Very Evil Grin

WB - Welcome Back

WTG - Way To Go

WTH - What The Heck

WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get

YAG - Yellow And Gone

YBS - You'll be Sorry

YLO - Yellow

YMMV - You're Mileage May Vary

YSR - Yeah,..Sure,..Right

YVW - You're Very Welcome

YW - You're Welcome